Good jokes

Have you heard or read any good jokes lately? I’m not sure that I have. There doesn’t seem to be many really funny stories or incidents being circulated through all of the media today. I don’t think that a good joke should malign anyone. It shouldn’t make light of anyone’s race, nationality, gender, age, looks, health, or intelligence.  Sexual relations is too serious a matter to be the focus of a really good and “clean” joke.

Where are the good jokes?

There are a lot of severe and difficult problems facing many individuals in our world today. There is very little good news being broadcast or circulated by all of the media that is available to us today. It would help to hear or to read something that was really funny. Has something really funny happened to you? If so, you might share it without maligning anyone else. If you know any good jokes, submit it as a comment to this post. If it meets my standards, I’ll approve it and publish it. Let me know your standards for a good joke. What makes you laugh? Let’s talk about this.


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Good jokes — 1 Comment

  1. I got this joke from my sister-in-law. It is especially good for us seniors.

    BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

    A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

    Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

    The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

    Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

    “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

    He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh …………

    (scroll down)

    “Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

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